compliment her:
“Goodnes, girl! you’re huuge!”
compliment yourself:
“The name’s so nice, you gotta say it twice”

…or take some lessons from king Julien
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlYkuISo54A[/youtube]

and den yo’ singin’:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCC-pziyNBc[/youtube]

…Chunky! (x4)
I like ’em big, I like ’em chunky
I like ’em big, I like ’em plumpy
I like ’em round, with somethin something
They like my sound, they think I’m funky
My name is Moto-Moto, ya you say it double
Say my name girl (Moto-Moto)
Say it again (Moto-moto)
I’m nice and smooth, so nice and sassy (sassy)

No other hippos don’t wanna get next to me
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
I like em hippos
Thats in the wild
I like they attitude
I like they style
The way they walk, walk
The way they talk, talk
I like em witta appetite
To eat a shark, shark
And when a dog barks, shell eat em too

I love every inch,
Oh yes I do
I like em chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
chunky, chunky, chunky
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

Aint nottin wrong
With lovin chunky
I like em funny
I like em spunky
I like em witty
I like em smart with brains
Girl I Like your big
What you say
Your big ol heart
What
Girl you crazy
She drive me crazy
I love my lady
She nice and shapely
She nice and spacey
Take so much space up
Like a big ol spaceship
Movin so gracious
yes
Its all in the way she moves
Its all in the way she moves
Its all in the way
Its all in the way she moves
When she do, what she do
What she do, what she do, what she do, what she do
Get it girl
Chunky
Plumpy
Chunky
Plumpy
Aint nottin wrong
Ainit nottin wrong
Chunky
plump